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SEO Internship Program With Full-time Work Potential - Pedestrian TV

Last updated Thursday, October 28, 2021 21:22 ET , Source: NewsService

What’s up you unemployed/in-between jobs/sick of your current job and want a change bastards!

You’re reading this because you’re looking for a change, right? Right.

According to the ever-wise Urban Dictionary, SEO is defined as “Like Voodoo and Witchdoctors, SEO is an evil term used to describe the ways SEO Optimizers believe they can beat the system by making you believe they know what will get your search ranking to the top. Most of the time SEO is achieved by throwing darts or mixing chicken bones with blood.”

You know all of those ‘random’ search results (you know what you searched for, and so does Google) you keep getting? They’re not so random. Because we rank them.

Yeah, that’s right.

We’ve been studying you. We’ve been targeting you. We know EVERYTHING about you. Well Larry & Sergey and their team at Google is doing most of that but you get the point.

Put shortly “This is the fast lane, folks…and some of us like it here.”

If you:

  • Are someone who believes that the execution is more important than the idea
  • Can transcribe whatever is going on in your sick and twisted head into words
  • 100% believe in Malcolm Gladwell’s hypotheses about 10,000 hours
  • Passionately despise lame ass vanilla copy such as “let’s make sure we are on the same page about pineapple on pizza, cilantro or smashed avo”
  • Interested in learning how to manipulate Google’s search results with ease

Then stop what you’re doing and submit your CV. Like, right now.

So pull over your car, swerve...



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